Warnings That We Should See, But Don’t
On a bag of Peanut M&Ms: The contents of this bag can be highly addictive to people with no self-control. On a group of really hot firemen who are grocery shopping together in Stop & […]
Tag: Warning
Unicorn Bites 12/6/13
“Warning: This show may contain adult situations. Viewer discretion advised.” *a man pays bills and complains about his kids* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 6, 2013 Wife: Are we stocked up for the […]
Aunt Lois Curls Her Lip
DO NOT — USE WHILE SLEEPING. This is the warning I found on the new curling iron my daughter bought last week. Now when I saw that, I have to admit I felt a little sick. I mean, […]
Please heed my cautionary tale and pray that it never happens to you.
Please stop what you’re doing right now and listen to me as I regale you with my cautionary tale. Don’t for one moment, think that this could never happen to you because it so very […]
Watch out, women! Affairs shouldn’t be allowed!
If we can park the nonsense for a moment folks. This is a warning to the ladies. Please beware of Eddie from China. The word on the street is that he is a dishonest man […]