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Author: Robynne Graffam

Robynne is a professional cat herder and semi-professional teacher who may or may not be hatching a devious, top secret plot to rid the world forever of the expression “outside the box.” She also stars in her son's favorite reality series, Bad Parenting Builds Character. If you happen to be in the Philadelphia suburbs, you can catch her show live, every evening around 7 PM. She likes puppies, long walks on the beach, meals someone else cooks for her, and the word “lederhosen.”

Aunt Lois Wants a Dance Fight

September 30, 2013 Robynne Graffam

So tonight, when I got bored watching the news and waiting for the government to shut down, I switched over to Dancing With the Stars. But after five minutes of watching their quickstep-soft shoe-hand jive […]

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Aunt Lois Curls Her Lip

September 24, 2013September 27, 2013 Robynne Graffam

DO NOT — USE WHILE SLEEPING.  This is the warning I found on the new curling iron my daughter bought last week.   Now when I saw that, I have to admit I felt a little sick.  I mean, […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, Good Clean FunAunt Lois, curling iron, humor, labels, sleep, Warning

Aunt Lois Says: The Thigh’s the Limit

August 26, 2013August 26, 2013 Robynne Graffam

So my daughter Julia is obsessed with thighs. Not as in “chicken thighs are on sale at the SuperMart so I filled my basement with them” obsessed, mind you. No, she’s obsessed with women’s thighs, […]

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9 CommentsEveryday Life, FictionAunt Lois, diet, humor, thighs, women

Aunt Lois’ Guide to Life, Vol. 2 (How’s this for “Real”?)

August 12, 2013 Robynne Graffam

 What’s with these so-called “real” housewives plastered all over my TV? They are not “real,” and they’re definitely not “housewives.” They don’t know a turkey baster from a toilet brush. Besides, who wants to watch […]

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Aunt Lois’ Guide to Life, Volume 1

July 31, 2013July 31, 2013 Robynne Graffam

Anyone who knows Philly knows families live near each other, bunched together like little ant farms. My Aunt Lois, in fact, lives the next block over, and I can usually find her on the stoop […]

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