What I Did Today
What I Did Today Klingons were here. I saw to and took care of finances. They needed tending to. “You never spend any timewith us anymore,” said my finances. “We don’t think you stopped liking […]
Tag: Uranus
Strawberry Shampoo
Strawberry Shampoo INGREDIENTS ½ cup Castile Soap 2 teaspoons coconut oil ½ cup distilled water 15 drops strawberry fragrance oil SPECIAL UTENSIL 1 cup bottle PREPARATION Add all ingredients […]
Neil deGrasse Tyson and Strawberries in Uranus
Uranus is on the right This blog derives from quite a similar blog called, “How Many Strawberries Will Fit in Uranus?” There, I calculated the number to be 9.626 * 10^27 strawberries. Afterward, my mind […]
What I Did Today
Eyes on the prize Woke up feeling a tiny bit better than the previous three days. Not starting the day with a big headache is a definite plus. Took a nice warm bath while doing […]
Yoga Instructor On Aging
And you’d only be 285-days old if you lived in Uranus – Paul De Lancey, The Comic Chef, Ph.D. Check out my novel, the hilarious apocalyptic thriller, Do Lutheran Hunks Eat Mushrooms? It’s published by HumorOutcasts and is […]
How Many Strawberries Will Fit In Uranus?
Dear Reader, Quite a few! Uranus is incredibly huge. So we’ll need to use a lot of large numbers to find the answer. Fortunately NASA, took a lot of accurate photos of Uranus. Hey, did […]
NASA Set to Make Perfect Landings Every Time
We all know that if we drop a slice of buttered bread, it will land buttered-side down. Pizzas, however, often fall dough-side down. But it’s a certainty that something will land atop the newly dropped […]
Scientific Facts about Uranus
Many websites are devoted to jokes about Uranus, including jokojokes.com, which offers 63 of them in one place. There’s even a whole website just for knock-knock jokes about Uranus. NASA has noted that “Uranus is […]
When Uranus Was Called George
Yes, from 1781 to 1851 the planet Uranus was really called George. It’s official title was Georgium Sidus, but no one said that. George was discovered by the amateur astronomer William Herschel. Way to go Herschel! […]
Fake News Sites
“Obama and Trump Have Seen Satellite Photos of Uranus” “Governor Albondigas Legalizes Open Carry For Dogs” “Governor Burger Cuts Funding For Accordion Classes” Hot, even incendiary headlines you betcha. Ones that make you angry, make […]