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Tag: Social Security

How to Work Through Retirement Laziness

February 24, 2026February 21, 2026 Mark R Hunter

A lot of people asked what I planned to do after retirement. Work, of course. I’m taking early social security, and I also have a nice retirement benefit after 35 years, but between the two […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleeating healthy, health, health and fitness, retire, retired, retirement, retirement benefits, Social Security

Holidays meet Humor – A view of ‘Gift of the Magi’ through cataracts

December 19, 2016December 19, 2016 Molly Stevens

Opal and Henry Wiseman are typical retirees living on a fixed income but they are optimistic about their financial outlook. Did they win the lottery? Come into an inheritance? Find a forgotten $20 bill in the […]

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12 CommentsGood Clean FunChristmas, fixed income, gift, humor, Molly Stevens, raise, Shallow Reflections, Social Security

Good Luck with that Appeal…..

March 13, 2015 cathy sikorski

This  is a Medicare Card. Everyone’s Medicare Number is their Social Security Number. Conversation with Medicare Appeal Board: “Do you have the Social Security Number of the person who is appealing?” “Sorry, I don’t.” “That’s […]

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3 CommentsLifestyleAppeal, medicare, Medicare Apppeal, Social Security

The Deadly Assault on American Manners

November 8, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Much has been made lately about how illegal aliens are the root cause of our country’s woes. Fine debate indeed, often reaching the lofty level of thinking. But unfortunately, all this animated discourse obscures the […]

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1 CommentFictionAmerican, bathe, Christmas, De Lancey, diet, illegal aliens, manners, murders, pigs, prude, Social Security, thrillers, vegetables, zombies

Do Your Part For America

January 8, 2013January 8, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

When I lived in Oregon I’d occasionally drop into my neighborhood tavern. It was a glorious little hell-hole. Windowless and made from concrete blocks, it was the kind of place where a tetanus shot was […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestylefunny, heart disease, humor, Oregon, Smoking, Social Security, video poker

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