Unicorn Bites 5/30/14
4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]
4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]
American Dessert SUSHI DESSERTS INGREDIENTS 1 12 ounce bag white chocolate chips 1 ½ cups Rice KrispiesTM 5 Fruit Roll UpsTM 5 Swedish FishTM 5 TwizzlersTM or Red VinesTM no-stick spray PREPARATION – CANDY MIX […]
It’s good that I take Astrology with a grain of salt, because I was born under the sign of Pisces, and Pisces gets no respect. Some astrologers back in Victorian times who weren’t as funny […]