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Unicorn Bites 5/30/14

May 31, 2014May 31, 2014 James Breakwell

4-year-old: Can I cut your hair? Me: No. Why’d you even ask that? 4: Me: 4: Me: 4: When are you going to sleep? After this, never. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 30, 2014 Me: […]

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