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Gardening–The Naked Truth

July 27, 2023 Bill Spencer

My obituary will probably say, “He enjoyed gardening.” This will be a lie. “He enjoyed gardening” conjures a romantic image of me as smilingly strolling through tall waves of colorful, sweetly fragrant flowers, leisurely cutting […]

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HumorOutcasts Interview – Patricia H. McLoud author of “The Green Goddess of Gardening”

January 6, 2020January 6, 2020 Billy Dees

On this episode we talk with Patricia H. McLoud who is the author of “The Green Goddess of Gardening.” This book describes exactly how and what to do to develop gardens and then care for […]

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I Killed Mr. Lincoln

August 15, 2019 Bill Spencer

There’s a joke that a British gardener left a suicide note of a single word—clay. If I told the joke, the punchline would be “roses.” Imagine you have a beloved 98-year-old grandmother. Let’s call her […]

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Green Thumb?

July 30, 2019 Bill Spencer

Some gardeners have a green thumb.  Based on this photo of squash I grew, what do you think I have? Any speculation appreciated.

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Stupid deer.

September 5, 2017 Karen DeBonis

The deer members of Club Critter in my back yard are stupid. There’s one doe in particular who’s not exactly the sharpest point on the antler rack. My husband named her Clarice, like Rudolph’s girlfriend. […]

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When to Say No to Gardening

April 15, 2014 Mary Farr

I never felt moved to garden. A weekly CSA full of carrots would be delicious, but why squander good money on compost when Andres and I pitch it from my room every day? Madam, on […]

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2 CommentsFictioncompost, CSA, daffodils, Dodge Ram, gardening, heirloom tomatoes, Subaru Outback, Sundowner Horse Trailer

Playing God on a Budget

March 28, 2012March 28, 2012 Rick Snee

When you’re a have-not, kids are expensive. So, who can we boss around on a budget?

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyle, Relationships, Words to Think Uponaquariums, fish, gardening, pets, picture frames, playing god

Run, Rabbit, Run

March 3, 2012April 25, 2012 Janice Arenofsky

He’s the cutest little thing, but he has to go. The “he” is a wild rabbit that lives in our suburban backyard. How do I know he’s a he? Well, he’s been here for over […]

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Stressed out? Not When I Have my Hedge Clippers

May 10, 2011May 20, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

This was a week of stress. I admit that I did it to myself. I started to think about work stuff and family stuff and then I couldn’t sleep, and then I got more stressed […]

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