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The Trouble With Rats (Part 2)

March 18, 2013 Richard Spall

It had been about a week since I had consulted with a professional, scrapped my soy butter, and laid down the forbidden peanut butter snacks-of-death for my uninvited guest rats. So I donned some latex […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Fiction, LifestyleDeath, humane society, killing, peanut butter, ratricide, the trouble with rats, traps

The Trouble With Rats (Part 1)

March 15, 2013 Richard Spall

My wife alerted me to the fact that there was scratching and clawing going on in our ceiling. And she said there’s small amounts of crap being laid down in the attic on the rubbermaid […]

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3 CommentsEveryday Lifeattic, filthy bastards, flashing, pest control, rats, rodents, scratching, squirrels, traps

Run, Rabbit, Run

March 3, 2012April 25, 2012 Janice Arenofsky

He’s the cutest little thing, but he has to go. The “he” is a wild rabbit that lives in our suburban backyard. How do I know he’s a he? Well, he’s been here for over […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestyleanimal control, gardening, humor, nature, rabbits, traps, yards

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