They Came to Say Hi
The natives and I went to San Diego’s Safari Park on Thursday. We took the tram ride that goes through the middle of the park. While we were riding, Jerry and Gerri Giraffe came up […]
Tag: nature
My New Year’s Resolutions – 2025
Last year sucked in many ways. Unfortunately, it’s unreasonable to expect eight billion people, viruses, and the forces of nature to better themselves in 2025. Sigh. So it’s up to me to improve our world. […]
Paul’s Awesome English Dictionary: Today’s Word – Frimp
How many times has this happened to you? Either your GPS has broken down or you just didn’t bother with directions. The Sun went down two hours ago. You don’t know which way to go? […]
It’s a Wonderful World, Says Mother Nature
A Humor Outcasts Interview with Mother Nature The following are excerpts from an exclusive interview with celebrated environmentalist, Mother Nature. Humor Outcasts: Thank you for agreeing to meet today, Mother Nature. I’m sure you’re tremendously […]
Newsworthy chickens from coast to coast
I learned of a trend this week that has me scratching my head. Dwellers of the virtual ivory towers of Silicon Valley feel disconnected from nature, and they are turning to chickens to fill the […]
The Perfect Writing Spot
While walking back to the Spring Shelter at Pokagon State Park, I encountered my wife with a fella named Fred. Good thing too, because I would have made a wrong turn if she hadn’t pointed […]
Shut the Outdoors
Spring is here, and pollen clouds the air. It reminds me—I’m not an outdoor person. Give me soft slippers, a good book, Netflix, dirty martinis, and a comfy sofa, and I’m as happy as […]
Deep cleaning: is that even a thing?
Our son, James, has shown some disturbing qualities, and I blame my husband, Patrick, who has been his stepfather since 1991. Let me explain. The other day we were talking with James, and he mentioned […]
The Olinguito: Endangered Species in My Yard
Although it’s been living in zoos for decades under a mistaken identity, the olinguito is now confirmed to be a new species of carnivore mammal related to that lovable trash can pest, the raccoon. Scientists […]
What’s In A Name?
I like checking out brand names in the grocery store because I’m amused by phrases that mean absolutely nothing. For example, consider a beer that is called “Private Reserve.” It’s made in mass quantities and […]