Never Spank Your Skunk
When your twin sister calls you to help get rid of a gang of 9-12 smell-raising skunks living under her porch, you go—so my wife went out to Nogal, New Mexico. I call them a […]
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Unicorn Bites #530
Me: What do bunnies eat? 4-year-old: Grass. Me: What do lions eat? 4: Meat. Me: What do eagles eat? 4: Freedom. Damn right. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) October 15, 2014 4-year-old: Why aren’t we driving? […]
First There Was The Blair Witch Project; Now,The Groundhog Project…
Two nights ago, we noticed a very large mound of dirt in our front garden. Upon further inspection, one neighbor informed us that it looked as if someone or something was buried there. Not wanting […]
The Olinguito: Endangered Species in My Yard
Although it’s been living in zoos for decades under a mistaken identity, the olinguito is now confirmed to be a new species of carnivore mammal related to that lovable trash can pest, the raccoon. Scientists […]
Kathy’s Points to Remember
1. Don’t let your cat get into a relationship with a skunk. A skunk can be a real stinker. 2. Hummus has garlic in it. Remember that the next time you are having lunch in […]