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Eternal Questions

April 7, 2023 Paul De Lancey

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground? How how much could a ground hog hog, if […]

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Who Needs an Invisibility Cloak?

February 23, 2018February 26, 2018 cathy sikorski

We had a spring break here in the Northeast this week. Two days in the middle of the week went to 75 degrees. Just three days before, we were blanketed with five inches of snow. […]

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Groundhog For President

February 2, 2016February 2, 2016 Mark R Hunter

The Groundhog came out, saw the Iowa Caucus, and is predicting ten more months of misery. “Just drive us off the cliff before Super Tuesday.”

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Guest Blog Post – Punxsutawney Phil

February 6, 2014February 6, 2014 John Chamberlin

Many people are coming down hard on Punxsutawney Phil for seeing his shadow and predicting 6 more weeks of winter.  But, it’s not really his fault if you’re counting on a ground hog for your […]

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First There Was The Blair Witch Project; Now,The Groundhog Project…

September 7, 2013September 7, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

Two nights ago, we noticed a very large mound of dirt in our front garden. Upon further inspection, one neighbor informed us that it looked as if someone or something was buried there.  Not wanting […]

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