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Time to Define “Jagoff” Thanks to Mark Cuban

August 4, 2016August 4, 2016 John Chamberlin
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Thanks to Mark Cuban’s recent show of support for the Hillary Clinton campaign in Pittsburgh last weekend, the word “Jagoff’ has been referenced by a number of news outlets like:  CNBC, the L.A. Times, Bloomberg and, […]

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1 CommentFictionJagoffs, Mark Cuban, Trump

Tangled Hanger Jags in My Closet

March 5, 2015March 4, 2015 John Chamberlin

  I’m fairly certain where the evil elves go once they dig through my Christmas lights, that were put away so handsomely, and tie them into well knitted afghans.  They don’t go on the seasonal […]

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2 CommentsFictionJagoff, Jagoffs, Pittsburghese

How We Can Use Oscar Awards at Work

February 26, 2015February 26, 2015 John Chamberlin

Ok… if it wasn’t for Pittsburgh’s Michael Keaton up for an award, I seriously doubt I would have made it through the Oscars show last weekend without some type of advanced life support. But, then it […]

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2 CommentsFictionAcademy Awards, Jagoff, Jagoffs, Oscars

A Skinny-Jeans “Sitch”

February 19, 2015February 11, 2015 John Chamberlin

Here’s one of those sitches (short for “situation” which really only saves me from typing 2 letters but sounds much cooler) that just, as my mother would say, “Burn yer _ss!” You try to be […]

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6 CommentsFictionJagoff, Jagoffs, Yakkin with YaJagoff

Spotlight on John Chamberlin, Author of “Above the Fries”

December 23, 2014 Paul De Lancey

Who’s At Lunch For Your Lunchtime Errands? SCENARIO: You’re at work. Lunch hour is coming up, and you are going to run an errand during lunch hour. Today, it involves finally getting the time to […]

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WritersAbove the Fries, Jagoffs, John Chamberlin, Pittsburgh, YaJagoff

The Invisible Pee-dripping Monster

December 18, 2014December 18, 2014 John Chamberlin

We’ve all seen it.  There’s pee on the house toilet but nobody admits to it knowing how it got there.  Sometimes the pee trickles down the side of the toilet and, after a day or two, […]

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1 CommentFictionHokey Pokey, Jagoff, Jagoffs

After-Mass Driver Jags

September 25, 2014September 24, 2014 John Chamberlin

  So let’s play a game. What is that building in the picture above? Answer: A church. What does that church represent as far as the people in side?  (Be nice… just play along) Answer: […]

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9 CommentsFictionJagoff, Jagoff Drivers, Jagoffs

Motorcycle Jagoff

April 3, 2014April 3, 2014 John Chamberlin

Ok, before ya call me an anti-motorcycle Jagoff, here are a few things: 1) I don’t do motorcycles (too many days in EMS scraping riders up off the pavement) but I am not like an ex-smoker […]

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7 CommentsFictionJagoff, Jagoffs, Motorcycle safety

Tax Preparations Jagoffs

March 6, 2014March 6, 2014 John Chamberlin

It seems like everywhere I drive, this time of year, there’s someone who has sold their soul to dress as the Statue of Liberty and stand on a street corner or in the middle of […]

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6 CommentsFictionhumor outcast, IRS Taxes, Jagoff, Jagoffs, Statue of Liberty, Ya Jagoff

A YaJagoff Video – Captain Wild Bill, “Deadliest Catch”

February 27, 2014February 27, 2014 John Chamberlin

  Doing a little something different this week… a VIDEO! I am yakkin’ with The Deadliest Catch’s, and Pittsburgh, PA native, Captain Wild Bill! Can I be his next greenhorn on the Cape Caution? How […]

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1 CommentFictionCaptain Wild Bill, Deadliest Catch, Humor Outcasts, Jagoff, Jagoffs, Yakkin With Ya Jagoff

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