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Eternal Questions

April 7, 2023 Paul De Lancey

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much ground could a groundhog grind, if a groundhog could grind ground? How how much could a ground hog hog, if […]

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The Groundhog Assault–Year Two

July 31, 2012July 31, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Last summer, I told the harrowing tale of my encounter with a groundhog or woodchuck or whatever.  This critter was not the cute Punxsutawney Phil who greets us each February to tell us when spring […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylecantaloupes, dogs, gardens, groundhogs, humor, Ringo Starr, Rocky's Hot Sauce, scarecrows, Whole Foods, woodchucks

The Almost Demise of a Woodchuck

May 18, 2011August 31, 2013 Donna Cavanagh

I live in a split-level development on a half-acre of land in suburban Philadelphia.  While I may not have to worry about bears or lions showing up to devour my family, I do at times […]

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7 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyledogs, hose, humor, neighbors, pets, wild animals, woodchucks

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