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Hildi’s Garden

October 9, 2013 Kathy Minicozzi

The first sign that things were not normal came when Uncle Pete, Grandma Hildi’s son, tried to sell her old house. It was a two-story white frame wood house with a huge front porch, like […]

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4 CommentsFictionfamilies, fiction, gardens, ghosts, Kathy Minicozzi, love, paranormal, parents, relationships, short story

The Groundhog Assault–Year Two

July 31, 2012July 31, 2012 Donna Cavanagh

Last summer, I told the harrowing tale of my encounter with a groundhog or woodchuck or whatever.  This critter was not the cute Punxsutawney Phil who greets us each February to tell us when spring […]

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7 CommentsGood Clean Fun, Lifestylecantaloupes, dogs, gardens, groundhogs, humor, Ringo Starr, Rocky's Hot Sauce, scarecrows, Whole Foods, woodchucks

“Mary Mary, Quite Contrary, How Does Your Garden Grow? Really??? Well, Perhaps Not Much Longer, Under Obamacare…”

January 20, 2012January 20, 2012 Neal Mayhem

Here’s something LONG and PINK that gets stiffer and firmer with Viagra.  Obviously, I’m talking about ROSES.  If you thought something else, YOU’RE the perverted one, not me. A gardening expert here in the UK, […]

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2 CommentsEveryday Life, Lifestyleerections, flowers, gardens, stiff

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