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Talented Animals – Clarabelle

June 2, 2024June 7, 2024 Paul De Lancey

Clarabelle of Twenty Pines Farm is quite the talented cow. She can enter her nostrils with her tongue. Can you do that? I thought not, but I bet you wish you could. When asked to […]

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Everyday Life#nostrils, animals, Bovine, Chef Paul, Clarabelle, comic chef, cow, farm, good food, laconic, recipes, talented, thriller, tongue

Newsworthy chickens from coast to coast

March 21, 2018 Molly Stevens

I learned of a trend this week that has me scratching my head. Dwellers of the virtual ivory towers of Silicon Valley feel disconnected from nature, and they are turning to chickens to fill the […]

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1 CommentGood Clean Funchickens, farm, humor, nature, Shallow Reflections, Silicon Valley

It’s All in How You Say It

June 28, 2017June 28, 2017 Daylin Leach

My GOP friends get mad when I say #AHCA will make people die. So, lets say… it will make people go live on a farm where they’ll be happy!    

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1 CommentDaily Musings / Joke of The DayACHA, Daylin Leach, Death, farm, farms, GOP, healthcare, humor, politics, satire, Trump

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