Unicorn Bites 8/13/14

Sure, we have chemistry, honey. Your acidic personality dissolves my will to live. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) August 13, 2014 4-year-old: *slaps my face* Me: Ow! What was that for?! 4: It’s my secret handshake. […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/4/13

Me: "Let’s go. I’ve got the kid buckled up." Wife: "You mean 'kids,' plural, right?" Me: "I’ll be right back." — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 4, 2013   My boss asked me to […]

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