Posts Tagged ‘ outdoors ’

Marketing Your Dog

August 8, 2018
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In full-throated summer, colorful, chaotic farmers markets offer a hot weather oasis where you can shop for locally produced, organically grown corn while your dog is torn apart by vicious, unsupervised hellhounds. While such incidents…

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You Can Take a Hike

July 24, 2018
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Lately, whenever someone invites me to go hiking, my response is usually: “You can take a hike.” That’s because, I really don’t care for hiking. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not lazy. Okay, maybe that’s…

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Germs or Motes? Waiting for the Frost

August 1, 2017
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I’ve been feeling crappy the last several days: either an oncoming summer cold or a bad allergy attack (and/or lack of sleep This is a third shift worker’s go-to explanation for everything). Considering all the…

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I Love Not Camping

August 12, 2014
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  Summer is winding down, which means many people will be packing up to go camping for the last few times. I will not be one of them, as I do not camp. Don’t get…

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Unicorn Bites 4/29/14

April 30, 2014
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3-year-old: Can I play outside? Me: Do I have to go out there with you? 3: Yeah! Me: Just watch the outdoors on TV. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 29, 2014 I wish the zombie…

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Wilderness Training 101: Stay in a Hotel

April 17, 2011
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My daughter’s boyfriend is an outdoorsman, and this is funny because my daughter is not the woodsy type. His idea of roughing it is sleeping in the woods without a tent; her idea of roughing…

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