In full-throated summer, colorful, chaotic farmers markets offer a hot weather oasis where you can shop for locally produced, organically grown corn while your dog is torn apart by vicious, unsupervised hellhounds. While such incidents…
Lately, whenever someone invites me to go hiking, my response is usually: “You can take a hike.” That’s because, I really don’t care for hiking. Don’t get me wrong. I’m not lazy. Okay, maybe that’s…
I’ve been feeling crappy the last several days: either an oncoming summer cold or a bad allergy attack (and/or lack of sleep This is a third shift worker’s go-to explanation for everything). Considering all the…
Summer is winding down, which means many people will be packing up to go camping for the last few times. I will not be one of them, as I do not camp. Don’t get…
3-year-old: Can I play outside? Me: Do I have to go out there with you? 3: Yeah! Me: Just watch the outdoors on TV. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 29, 2014 I wish the zombie…
My daughter’s boyfriend is an outdoorsman, and this is funny because my daughter is not the woodsy type. His idea of roughing it is sleeping in the woods without a tent; her idea of roughing…
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