Now Hear This……
When I returned home from a trip abroad recently, I noticed that I just could not get my ears to unclog. After two weeks, I relented and went to the Ear, Nose and Throat Specialist. […]
Tag: airplanes
Harrison Ford lucky to crash on golf course!
Harrison Ford crash-landed his vintage airplane on a golf course just short of the Santa Monica Municipal Airport yesterday after experiencing engine failure. Reports state that “a couple of doctors” were near-by and cared for […]
Despite Crashes, Air Travel Still Extremely Safe on Planes That Do Not Crash
Aviation experts around the world have united to issue a joint statement concerning the safety of air travel. They say that despite recent airline crashes, it is still extremely safe to fly on planes that […]
When you’re a head…
Pieces of the soundtrack were falling into place. The shadows of the shadows were feeling at home. Selena didn’t know what the night had in store and if she had, she would have stayed at […]
Having Fun With Resistance
The Federal Communications Commission recently proposed lifting the ban on cell phone use during flights. Realizing that flights were the one remaining place where people weren’t subjected to a stranger’s argument with their spouse, the […]
Some Ups And Downs But Their Love Is Stronger Than Steel
It’s sad when you read stories about people being taken for a ride. But if this story is legit, this would be a happy event. A woman named Linda Ducharme in Florida (and this stuff […]
Heads Up at O’Hare
Officals at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport stopped a shipment of human heads. Apparently, the 18 heads, minus their bodies, had traveled to Italy as part of a medical research program and were returning to Chicago for […]
When Head Wound Harry met Sally
If you’re a comedian and need material for your act, all you have to do is board a plane. Enclosing yourself in a phallic shaped jet with 200 strangers and a bathroom that’s only a […]
The Pat Down
This week, I got my first pat down by the TSA at Philadelphia International Airport. I walked through the metal detectors and was ready to grab my belongings from the scanned bins when a female […]