Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, I know it’s been a while since I’ve asked for your forgiveness so please Bear with me. When I told my Deer wife Bee that she was the Cat’s meow I should have […]
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Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip, […]
Church Diaries: The Novena
This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to anything living or dead is accidental, so don’t blame the author. I have enough problems. Novenas are cool. For nine days in a row, you say […]
A special prayer
I wasn’t even drinking when I wrote this. Our chicken nugget Who art pure heaven Tasty be thy name Thy platter come Thy will be done In the microwave as is in the oven […]
Denise prays to God
Denise is a good kid. Like a lot of kids she’s going through that phase where she believes in Unicorns, Santa and God. Each night she goes to sleep, not hating the world and long […]