It’s the Holiday Season! Parties are being planned by office lackeys all over the country. Workers are requested to bring their favorite goodies, which usually consist of story bought fat laden dips with chips, cold […]
There’s a movie that was released a few years ago called “Horrible Bosses.” It’s about three friends who plot to murder their respective bosses who are abusive asshats. While I’ve never felt compelled to take […]
Dear Lord, let me be the first to thank you for answering our Advertising Department’s prayers. Our detestable boss’s new ad display was the final faux pas corporate needed to hand deliver his pink slip, […]
I love when people start a conversation with “They Said” and continue to voice their opinions, thought, quotes, etc. I’ve often wondered who these elusive “they” people are. For example a “they said” incident at […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my memory lapse and total lack of respect for our Halloween Shop’s policy that everyone MUST dress in costume on October 31st. When my micro-managing boss asked why I didn’t wear […]
Dear Lord, please forgive me for torturing my annoying obsessive/compulsive, germ phobic boss. Filling her hand sanitizer bottles with corn syrup, then watching her frantically grabbing tissues after I sneezed on her, was too funny to pass up, […]
Dear Lord, is it a sin that I named my two raging hemorrhoids after my pain-in-the-butt wife and asshole boss, Amen.
So, you’ve been handed your pink slip, however, the boss expects you to work until the end of the day. Here is a list of clever one-liners guaranteed to make your departure memorable. For your convenience I’ve listed them […]