Unicorn Bites 2/25/14
Wife: You’re the worst husband ever. Me: This is such an honor. Wife: It’s not a real award. Me: *pulls out acceptance speech* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 25, 2014 Ladies, your long, pedicured nails […]
Wife: You’re the worst husband ever. Me: This is such an honor. Wife: It’s not a real award. Me: *pulls out acceptance speech* — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) February 25, 2014 Ladies, your long, pedicured nails […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my memory lapse and total lack of respect for our Halloween Shop’s policy that everyone MUST dress in costume on October 31st. When my micro-managing boss asked why I didn’t wear […]