There’s a movie that was released a few years ago called “Horrible Bosses.” It’s about three friends who plot to murder their respective bosses who are abusive asshats. While I’ve never felt compelled to take […]
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]
Dear Lord, please tell my boss that chewing me a new one every Friday morning only encourages me to piss in his afternoon coffee, Amen.
Dear Lord, is it a sin that I named my two raging hemorrhoids after my pain-in-the-butt wife and asshole boss, Amen.