Wisdom for Dummies

Think long and hard before buying a loved one a personal care item like a nose hair clipper or a tube of cellulite reduction cream. If after careful consideration, you still think it’s a good […]
Think long and hard before buying a loved one a personal care item like a nose hair clipper or a tube of cellulite reduction cream. If after careful consideration, you still think it’s a good […]
Friends and family, gather near. The time is upon us once again. You patiently endured Thanksgiving. You suffered through Black Friday. You tolerated Cyber Monday. Now the wait is over. Keith’s 2018 Inappropriate Christmas Gift […]
Dear Lord, please thank my cheapskate boss for his thoughtful Christmas gift. If I’m ever held captive in a Turkish prison the shitty dollar store aftershave he gave me will keep the rats out of my […]