Unicorn Bites 12/7/13
Me: *bursts into the room* I NEED A SNORKEL AND A SHOTGUN. THERE’S NO TIME TO EXPLAIN Wife: Me: Wife: Me: Wife: *goes back to reading* — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 7, 2013 […]
Tag: sneezing
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for torturing my annoying obsessive/compulsive, germ phobic boss. Filling her hand sanitizer bottles with corn syrup, then watching her frantically grabbing tissues after I sneezed on her, was too funny to pass up, […]
Baby baby baby,oh no!
I’ve got a bad cold and I’m coughing so much, please someone get me that stuffy, sneezy, achy, makes you so high Justin Bieber’s music sounds good, pass out wherever you take it cold medicine, […]