Unicorn Bites 1/12/14
Wife: Did you eat all the Girl Scout cookies? Me: No W: The box is empty M: W: You have like 4 cookies in your mouth M: I want a lawyer — James Breakwell, Exploding […]
Tag: tissues
Laundry Can Be Profitable
Today is my day to do the laundry. When I opened up the dryer to be greeted by a gentle snowfall of tissue flakes, I was ready to scold my lovely wife for once again […]
Friday Humor Devotional
Dear Lord, please forgive me for torturing my annoying obsessive/compulsive, germ phobic boss. Filling her hand sanitizer bottles with corn syrup, then watching her frantically grabbing tissues after I sneezed on her, was too funny to pass up, […]