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A special prayer

April 3, 2014
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I wasn’t even drinking when I wrote this.

 

Our chicken nugget

Who art pure heaven

Tasty be thy name

Thy platter come

Thy will be done

In the microwave as is in the oven

Give us this day our daily breading

And forgive us our gas passing

As we forgive those who pass gas against us

And lead us not into obesity

But deliver us from cellulite

For thine is the chicken,

and the breading, and the greasy goodness

For ever and ever.

With ranch.

Journey McGuire

When I'm not MMA street fighting, I'm saving kittens from sinking battleships. Writing is the only thing that matters. Besides sleeping, eating, kittens. But not eating sleeping kittens. That would be upsetting.

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6 Responses to A special prayer

  1. April 7, 2014 at 10:13 am

    Brilliant! LOL.

    • April 9, 2014 at 2:12 pm

      Just a drunk girl hungry for some chicken nuggets.

  2. April 3, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    There’s a big church in my town, humungous church, called the Journey Church. And, believe me Girl, they love their chicken nuggets. You might very well be their literary savior.

    • April 4, 2014 at 9:36 am

      I knew I was onto something. Eating a chicken nugget is a spiritual experience.

  3. April 3, 2014 at 5:41 pm

    Amen to this great prayer!

    • April 4, 2014 at 9:37 am

      Our Ramen Noodles just didn’t have the same ring to it.



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