My wife says she lives like she types—fast and with a lot of mistakes. I can’t comment on the mistakes part, but I can attest to the fast part. I literally cannot keep up with […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my naive misunderstanding. When an elder church member asked if I’ve been Saved from Satan, I replied, “No, we’re still married.” Amen. Check out […]
Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane. After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.
In the news a Seattle woman announced her profound love for a building she stayed in during an Occupy Seattle protest. So much so she said she decided to marry it. Stating it was love […]