Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane.  After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.

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12 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”

  1. When she calls you a gold-digging slut whore, just say, “If anyone would know what that is, it would be you,” then put pepper in her Geritol.

    1. Great suggestion Kathy. I was thinking maybe putting Super Glue in her Preparation H. Seeing that she’s full of S*!T anyway might as well keep it in.

    1. Just my luck Donna the volcano would spit her back out. But I’d never turn down an opportunity to visit Hawaii! 😉

    1. Wow thanks for the advice Thomas! I’ll be careful not to get any stuck on her mustache!

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