Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane. After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.
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That’s right pick on my poor mommy again.
That reminds me, isn’t she scheduled for her rabies shots??
Methinks the fun really happens when she reads this!
Not a chance Bill. She’ll be in the trunk by then, LOL!
Aw, moms can be so charming sometimes, can’t they? Nice one, Deb!
Yes they can Mario . . . just like a festering cold sore!
When she calls you a gold-digging slut whore, just say, “If anyone would know what that is, it would be you,” then put pepper in her Geritol.
Great suggestion Kathy. I was thinking maybe putting Super Glue in her Preparation H. Seeing that she’s full of S*!T anyway might as well keep it in.
Why don’t you take her on a nice vacation to Hawaii and throw her into a volcano. That might solve all issues.
Just my luck Donna the volcano would spit her back out. But I’d never turn down an opportunity to visit Hawaii! 😉
Air holes in tape. Very important.
Wow thanks for the advice Thomas! I’ll be careful not to get any stuck on her mustache!
That’s right pick on my poor mommy again.
That reminds me, isn’t she scheduled for her rabies shots??
Methinks the fun really happens when she reads this!
Not a chance Bill. She’ll be in the trunk by then, LOL!
Aw, moms can be so charming sometimes, can’t they? Nice one, Deb!
Yes they can Mario . . . just like a festering cold sore!
When she calls you a gold-digging slut whore, just say, “If anyone would know what that is, it would be you,” then put pepper in her Geritol.
Great suggestion Kathy. I was thinking maybe putting Super Glue in her Preparation H. Seeing that she’s full of S*!T anyway might as well keep it in.
Why don’t you take her on a nice vacation to Hawaii and throw her into a volcano. That might solve all issues.
Just my luck Donna the volcano would spit her back out. But I’d never turn down an opportunity to visit Hawaii! 😉
Air holes in tape. Very important.
Wow thanks for the advice Thomas! I’ll be careful not to get any stuck on her mustache!