SLIGHTLY OFF THE MARK It can be nice to sit in my house and let the summer breeze blow past us. Or, to get even more breeze, we could open the windows. My house leaks […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength not to duct tape my mother-in-law to a chair and thrash her with a bamboo cane. After 8-years of marriage she continues to introduce me as the-gold-digging-slut-whore-who-married-her-baby-boy, Amen.
I don’t mean to brag, but I’m a bit of a “Toy Whisperer.” I mean, if I had a superpower it would be knowing the perfect toy for each kid. Birthdays, holidays, elementary school graduations […]
I recently dropped some unexpected weight. I guess those Oreo cookies I scarf down don’t go to my hips as much as I thought. Anyway, I had to get new jeans because my daughter said […]