Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, Amen.

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    1. Mario,
      just my luck they’d appraise it at 22k and start an antique sex toy business, lol!

  1. Before anyone gets round to it don’t ask me what I was thinking, if I told you I would be banned from the site. That’s another fine mess you got me into Deb! By the way Crisco IS on the shopping list dear.

    1. Being a pack rat gets you into trouble, lol. P.s. You didn’t specify regular Crisco or butter-flavored??

    1. Yes Bill, my step-by-step guide to repurposing old breastfeeding equipment into state-of-the-art adult toys! I see a mini-series coming to Fox Network.

    1. LOL maybe Donna. But what happened to romance – a little wine, flowers and Crisco.

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