Dear Lord, please help me stop my husband from calling the Antiques Road Show and explain to him that the old motorized breast pump he found in the attic is not an antique sex toy, Amen.
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14 thoughts on “Friday Humor Devotional”
Aw, let the poor guy have his fun, Deb. Don’t squash his Antique Roadshow dreams!
Mario,
just my luck they’d appraise it at 22k and start an antique sex toy business, lol!
Before anyone gets round to it don’t ask me what I was thinking, if I told you I would be banned from the site. That’s another fine mess you got me into Deb! By the way Crisco IS on the shopping list dear.
Being a pack rat gets you into trouble, lol. P.s. You didn’t specify regular Crisco or butter-flavored??
It could serve as a backup if the real toy was down, no?
Yes LB and the uses are endless!
Um … just what does he think the thing was meant to pump?
So many answers to that question Kathy . . . so little time, LOL!
Let him make the call. I’d watch that episode for the eh, education!
Yes Bill, my step-by-step guide to repurposing old breastfeeding equipment into state-of-the-art adult toys! I see a mini-series coming to Fox Network.
Deb, that’s just as funny as the post.
LOL Thanks Theresa! I may use it for another devotional!
Hey, maybe he is just being really imaginative!
LOL maybe Donna. But what happened to romance – a little wine, flowers and Crisco.
Aw, let the poor guy have his fun, Deb. Don’t squash his Antique Roadshow dreams!
Mario,
just my luck they’d appraise it at 22k and start an antique sex toy business, lol!
Before anyone gets round to it don’t ask me what I was thinking, if I told you I would be banned from the site. That’s another fine mess you got me into Deb! By the way Crisco IS on the shopping list dear.
Being a pack rat gets you into trouble, lol. P.s. You didn’t specify regular Crisco or butter-flavored??
It could serve as a backup if the real toy was down, no?
Yes LB and the uses are endless!
Um … just what does he think the thing was meant to pump?
So many answers to that question Kathy . . . so little time, LOL!
Let him make the call. I’d watch that episode for the eh, education!
Yes Bill, my step-by-step guide to repurposing old breastfeeding equipment into state-of-the-art adult toys! I see a mini-series coming to Fox Network.
Deb, that’s just as funny as the post.
LOL Thanks Theresa! I may use it for another devotional!
Hey, maybe he is just being really imaginative!
LOL maybe Donna. But what happened to romance – a little wine, flowers and Crisco.