Dear Lord, please forgive me for my somewhat vague announcement during last week’s sermon. I asked our baptismal candidates to wear something suitable for the baptismal pool. Note to self: Be very, very, very specific […]
Dear Lord, please remind me to be more specific when my children asked me what I want for Mother’s Day. I said I simply wanted a flower from each of them. I guess I got […]
Sometimes I wonder if the good people realize the extent of my pain. In 2005, I walked into an elevator and standing next to me was none other than the disease we know as Jon […]
Dear Lord, OMG I’m so done with the overuse of hashtags and abbreviations on FB and Twitter, #sickandtired #hashtaghaters #stopthetags #removeskintags, #cutoffpillowtags, OWTH, SMH, RT please, Amen.