Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen.

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  1. Especially since he’s not watching the right acronym.

    NASCAS – National Association of Storm Chasers and Spotters.

    I think you meant NASCAR, no?

      1. No worries Elizabeth!! And Suzy I’ve seen a couple of “double” twisters after a 3 or 4 shots of Jack Daniels!

        1. Actually, I think that crossing your eyes would be a fun way to watch the storm chasers. You could invent some entirely new weather phenomena!

          1. HA HA HA! A cross-eyed storm chaser, now that’s funny Kathy!! Maybe that’s were the term, “Sister Twisters” came from!

  2. I wonder how much of a bet he put down this time and how much trouble he’s going to be in at home if he doesn’t win.

  3. I have to confess that I’m the same as your dimwitted redneck neighbor. When I accidentally hear the so-called music of Bon Jovi, I cover both of my ears, in the hope that I’ll go deaf, twice!

    1. HAHAHAHA! Bill in no way does that makes you a dimwit in fact, I think you should be herald as the only man who volunteered to go deaf rather than listen to Bon Jovi!!

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