Dear Lord, please forgive me for my grievous blunder. When I complimented my co-worker on his incredibly creative redneck vampire costume he responded, “What costume?” Amen.
Dear Lord, please forgive my ignorance. I just saw a commercial on the Discovery Channel for a new series about a redneck moonshiner named Tickle whose claim to fame is sleeping and being drunk throughout […]
Jase nicknamed him “Lunchbox” when they were kids and now L.B. has to audition for Duck Commander with Dance Moves and a Song. Meanwhile, his beautiful fiancee Holly is a shoo-in for the show. Hollywood […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength to explain to my redneck neighbor that the Harlem Shake is not a diet drink for overweight New York rappers, Amen.
Dear Lord, please inform my redneck neighbor that Kung Pao chicken is not a Kung fu move and that calling someone a Dim Sum of a bitch is not cursing in Chinese, Amen.
My new life calling is Reality TV. Let me explain. I’m not a big fan of it; I am just engrossed in its effects. What started with a few people on an island doing stupid […]
Dear Lord, please help me explain to my dimwitted redneck neighbor that watching NASCAR with his eye’s crossed won’t double his favorite car and driver’s chance of winning . . . dumb ass, Amen.
Hello, I’m David Attenborough. Well, not really it’s me Deb but I thought this story would be better narrated in the voice of Mr. Attenborough. Welcome to my show, “Exploring the Unexplored and Nonsensical.” Today […]