Mayor Lund is Having a Baby!
The continuing saga of Mayor Tom Lund and his trailer park. When we last met the Mayor, he had been convicted of a DUI and sentenced to house arrest Last week, I had the best […]
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The Mayor Gets a DUI – Justice or Railroading?
Today wasn’t one of the high points of my life. I spent most of the day in the Court House. I have been keeping quiet, but about a month ago, I got my first […]
A Letter to Representative Anthony Weiner
Dear Representative Weiner: My name is Mayor Tom Lund; I’m a highly respected fellow politician from Western Pennsylvania. I’m very upset over your recent behavior. It’s politicians like you that puts a dark cloud over our […]
Trailer Park Romance and the Viagra Overdose
I got a call from my girlfriend, Ginger, on Friday. She said that she would be coming over to my place in an hour or so, and that I should get ready to have some […]
Reality Show Dreams Snuffed Out
Well, it looks as if my Reality TV dreams have gone up in smoke. The Hollywood Producer that contacted me to star in a Reality TV Show, called me last night to work out […]
Mayor Lund is Getting his own Reality Show!
Yes, believe it or not the “Big Ham” Tom Lund was offered a Reality TV show. It seems that Hollywood has discovered a new talent, and who would believe that it would be the mayor. […]
The Truck Driver in the Trailer Park
The trailer park houses a lot of different characters. They come in all shapes and sizes and sexual orientation. This is my story of Rickie, the gay truck driver who lives in the park. I […]
Men and Brazilian Wax: Two Terms that Should Never Go Together
There was an oil spill, so I wanted to visit the beach again before it got completely covered with crude. Somehow, a black, sticky beach would be less romantic. You can’t bury your sweetheart […]
Memorial Day at the Trailer Park
One of my duties as Mayor of the trailer park is to organize a few annual gatherings, and the owners of the trailer park gave me an entertainment budget of $56.93 for the entire year! […]
The Mayor Takes a Bicycle Ride
It was a beautiful day here in the trailer park. And since there were no major backups at the sewage plant and everything flowed as scheduled, I decided to take a break from my mayoral […]