Dear Lord, please forgive me. When the veterinarian’s office called about having our dog spayed they asked me, “How old is the bitch?” I instinctively gave them my wife’s birthday, Amen.
I had to take my dog, Frankie, to the vet for a wellness check. Usually, I try to do this at night so that someone can be at home with my other dog, LuLu, who […]
One of my duties as Mayor of the trailer park is to organize a few annual gatherings, and the owners of the trailer park gave me an entertainment budget of $56.93 for the entire year! […]