Karmic Boomerang
Two weekends ago, my husband suggested we go to a nearby Friendly’s for breakfast. Our server was quite young—late high school or early college age. Anyway, when she brought the check at the end of […]
Two weekends ago, my husband suggested we go to a nearby Friendly’s for breakfast. Our server was quite young—late high school or early college age. Anyway, when she brought the check at the end of […]
Me: Will you ever stop loving me? Wife: I didn't know I ever started. Then we high-fived and went back to not speaking to each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 4, 2013 […]
Dear Lord, please give me the strength and the talent to act surprised when my husband and kids bring me breakfast in bed for Mother’s Day with a menu of extra cheese omelet, strawberry yogurt […]