Migas and Other Poorly Named Cuisine
Mexican Breakfast MIGAS INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 4 6″ corn tortillas 1 avocado ½ small onion 1 tomato ¼ cup vegetable oil 2 tablespoons butter 4 ounces chorizo 4-ounce can diced green chiles 1 cup crumbled […]
Mexican Breakfast MIGAS INGREDIENTS 6 eggs 4 6″ corn tortillas 1 avocado ½ small onion 1 tomato ¼ cup vegetable oil 2 tablespoons butter 4 ounces chorizo 4-ounce can diced green chiles 1 cup crumbled […]
Ugandan Breakfast ROLEX INGREDIENTS 1 green bell pepper ½ red onion 2 Roma tomatoes 9 eggs ½ teaspoon pepper 1 teaspoon salt 6 chapatis (See CHAPATI recipe) or flour tortillas 2 tablespoons vegetable oil (1 […]
One morning at work, I was on my way to the kitchen to get some milk for my cereal and wound up walking behind a […]
Dear Lord, please forgive my husband for his lack of respect. When asked by our Pastor why he hasn’t attended church service in over a year his reply was, “I’ve been attending a new church, […]
Baby: *makes a horrific snarling grimace that looks like she’s going to eat my soul* My wife: Aww, she’s smiling. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) July 5, 2014 Cop: Do you know why I pulled you […]
Swedish Breakfast SPELT PANCAKES (plättar) INGREDIENTS 2 ½ tablespoons butter 2 cups spelt flour or all-purpose flour ½teaspoon salt 3 tablespoons sugar 3 eggs 3 cups milk 1 teaspoon vanilla extract 2 tablespoons butter no-stick […]
3-year-old daughter: Mommy, you’re smart. And pretty. And funny. Me: What about me? 3: Me: 3: Me: 3: You have a beard. I’ll take it. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 17, 2014 3-year-old: Can I […]
1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the […]
Two weekends ago, my husband suggested we go to a nearby Friendly’s for breakfast. Our server was quite young—late high school or early college age. Anyway, when she brought the check at the end of […]
Me: Will you ever stop loving me? Wife: I didn't know I ever started. Then we high-fived and went back to not speaking to each other. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 4, 2013 […]