Welcome to the new world order…
How Jill Y and I met is a love story akin to the 1970 romance novel ‘Love Story’ by Erich Segal but without the romance or the love story. Our eyes met across a crowded […]
1-year-old: *walks in with a handful of Pringles* Me: You can’t have those for breakfast. 1: *hands me one* Me: I didn’t see anything. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) April 14, 2014 Me: *walks in the […]
When the zombie apocalypse comes, the zombies will want brains so Paris Hilton should have nothing to worry about. This is no laughing matter. If we were visited by aliens and they were confronted with […]