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Definition of Bliss

March 19, 2013March 19, 2013 Jason Elia

The surreal moment when you find out your high school valedictorian dropped out of college and became a biker chick.      

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Random Thought 15

October 13, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

Love is a bicycle with two pancakes for wheels. You may see love as more of an exercise in hard work, but I see it as more of a breakfast on the go.

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Random Thought 14

October 13, 2011October 13, 2011 Jarod Kintz

I want to gather up all the ink cartridges in the universe, because somewhere, mixed in with all that ink, is the next great American novel. And I’d love nothing more than to drink it.

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