That insolvent moment when your plumbing business goes under so you fake your death and change your name…
Tag: Mario
Unicorn Bites 3/26/14
Fair warning: If you invite me to your kid’s birthday party, I will buy him a drum set and a puppy. Leave me out of this. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2014 Wife: Who […]
Mario is a menace
Jill Y was bothering me 56% more than was I bothering her so I applied to the Government for a grant for earplugs to drone out her whining. I can’t believe that you can only […]