Unicorn Bites 3/26/14

Fair warning: If you invite me to your kid’s birthday party, I will buy him a drum set and a puppy. Leave me out of this. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) March 26, 2014 Wife: Who […]

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Unicorn Bites 11/10/13

Girls are made of sugar and spice and everything nice. Unless you piss them off. Then it’s shit storms and spite and you pay the price — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 10, 2013 […]

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