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How I suck at calling in sick

December 26, 2016December 26, 2016 Molly Stevens

When I was little girl I didn’t like to go to school. I liked it once I got there, but I was very attached to my mother and had separation issues. In retrospect I wish home […]

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Real Duty

January 27, 2014January 27, 2014 Thomas Sullivan

In life there are certain universal truths. For example, if a job posted on Craigslist promises “a six-figure salary”, you’ll discover during the interview that that includes the numbers after the decimal point. Or similarly, […]

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Unicorn Bites 12/16/13

December 16, 2013December 16, 2013 James Breakwell

3-year-old: My feet are cold. Me: Why did you take off your socks? 3: Daddy, you’re not helping. Me and my useless, unrelated questions. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 16, 2013 Wife: You’re […]

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The Hare Club For Men

February 22, 2013 Thomas Sullivan

The Daily Mail is reporting that a hunter in North Carolina recently tested positive for a rare (and potentially deadly) illness called tularemia. In other words, the guy’s got rabbit fever! Officials are warning rabbit […]

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