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3-year-old: My feet are cold. Me: Why did you take off your socks? 3: Daddy, you’re not helping. Me and my useless, unrelated questions. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) December 16, 2013 Wife: You’re […]
If by “watch the kids” you mean “exist in the same house as them,” my parental supervision is unmatched. I’m sure they’re in here somewhere. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2013 Someone […]
FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS If you have most of the symptoms of Inattentive Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder, you probably have it.a If they had known this, your parents could have saved themselves a lot of the energy […]
I am a full time nanny for the second summer in a row. And as summer jobs go, it’s pretty good. I get paid and don’t have to, you know, give any money back to […]