Unicorn Bites 11/3/13

If by “watch the kids” you mean “exist in the same house as them,” my parental supervision is unmatched. I’m sure they’re in here somewhere. — James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) November 3, 2013 Someone […]

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If you’re not going to read this in Cookie Monster’s accent, then don’t bother reading it at all.

People be scared these days. People be wanting to do the same thing every day and every night. People be thinking they’re happy without trying new things. People be wrong about this. People be afraid […]

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