SUPERBOWL 49, RHYMED
Patriots and Seahawks
The hype has arisen
And Cheatin’ Ol’ Belichick
Why ain’t he in prison?
Richard the Sherman
His mouth always running
And Russell the Wilson
With a sly smile… so cunning
And the Gronk, like a bronc
No way to be tame
Was on Letterman with Lynch
Playing a video game
Finally, on Sunday, game’s on for real
No, seriously, balls all inflated
Pressurized, inspected and tested
Let’s see if this is all so o-ver-rated
Then halftime shows up
After hours of ads
A pretty girl rides a lion
And sharks dance like cads
A pass from Russell the Wilson
Hits a receiver downfield
After falling on his back
Still a catch did he yield
Now Marshon wants the ball
The later, the better
How ‘bout the last play of the game
Say ‘hawk fans, all bitter
What was Petey thinking
Throwin’ a slant from the one?
Didn’t he know that Beast Mode
Could punch it in with a run?
No such luck, Wilson threw it
Pats fans elated
Cause Malcomb Butler caught it…
Hawks fans deflated.