Tag: windows
Just as well she has another brother.
Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on […]
Unicorn Bites 5/4/14
My stages of drunk: 1) I don’t feel buzzed. 2) I’m drunk, but I’ll pretend I’m not. 3) Fuck it. I’m wearing a kilt. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 4, 2014 Me: I DON’T HAVE […]
Serial Bird Killer
I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me. I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet […]