You’re never too old for a haircut.

This guy is too old for his haircut:

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Just as well she has another brother.

Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/4/14

My stages of drunk: 1) I don’t feel buzzed. 2) I’m drunk, but I’ll pretend I’m not. 3) Fuck it. I’m wearing a kilt. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 4, 2014 Me: I DON’T HAVE […]

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Bro Law

A bro helps another bro out. It’s the law. Thirsty Dave had a bit of a technical issue going down and I was only too eager to help. You never know, one of these days, […]

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