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You’re never too old for a haircut.

You’re never too old for a haircut.

This guy is too old for his haircut: Bill Y "The Legendary Legend" LeddenI can't say I'm brilliant until I get this duct tape off my mouth!More Posts - Twitter

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Just as well she has another brother.

Just as well she has another brother.

Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on…

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Unicorn Bites 5/4/14

May 4, 2014
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My stages of drunk: 1) I don’t feel buzzed. 2) I’m drunk, but I’ll pretend I’m not. 3) Fuck it. I’m wearing a kilt. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 4, 2014 Me: I DON’T HAVE…

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Bro Law

Bro Law

A bro helps another bro out. It’s the law. Thirsty Dave had a bit of a technical issue going down and I was only too eager to help. You never know, one of these days,…

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The Dangers of Traveling with Mom

November 15, 2012
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Mom has this bad habit of opening a window wherever she is. A car, your home, in every room. Needless to say I’m afraid to fly with her. Suzy SoroIf you're a fan of Seinfeld…

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Serial Bird Killer

July 13, 2012
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Serial Bird Killer

I have to wonder what the neighborhood birds think about me.  I maintain bird feeders and bird baths in the backyard and front yard. The “rest stop” for my feathered friends lie within five feet…

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Windows to the Soul

January 2, 2012
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It’s true that your eyes are the windows to your soul, unless you have a glass eye, then it’s just a window to your empty eye socket. Kevin WooleryMostly untrue stories, and rants from an…

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