Friday Humor Devotional

Dear Lord, please forgive my absentmindedness.  I left my triple whipped cream espresso on the kitchen table and my cat decided to help himself to the entire cup.  He caught three mice,  five birds and […]

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Unicorn Bites 5/4/14

My stages of drunk: 1) I don’t feel buzzed. 2) I’m drunk, but I’ll pretend I’m not. 3) Fuck it. I’m wearing a kilt. — Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 4, 2014 Me: I DON’T HAVE […]

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