Just as well she has another brother.

Jill and I were conversing on matters of importance with our dinner guest. I happened to mention that between 365 million and 986 million birds are killed each year by crashing into windows which on reflection was ridiculous as everyone knows the truer number is actually somewhere between 365 million and 988 million. Now I’m not a particularly funny guy but in my own imagination, I’m hilarious and I spurted out something about Windows crashing on me every day and that this never happens on a Mac. Some may find this mildly amusing, some may not and Jill Y’s brother who was having dinner with us and who holds some senior position at Microsoft, certainly didn’t. To see him not smiling was the only encouragement I needed so I went and got him a picture of the pillow that made him leave without finishing his food:


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