If you slap yourself and you feel it, you’ll know you are here.
If you’re happy and you know it, people will wonder what you have been smoking.
When things are going wrong, get a healthy perspective and be happy. When things are going well, be on the alert for disaster. These are effective ways to drive yourself crazy.
If a tree falls on top of you in a forest and nobody is around to hear you or the tree, you’re pretty much screwed.
It’s always darkest in the middle of the night when you have to get up and go to the bathroom.
Early to bed and early to rise are strictly for morning people.