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Too many excuses:

September 27, 2019September 27, 2019 Roger Hollis

Too hot Too cold Too hilly Too flat Too wide Too narrow Too many people Too few people Too long Too short Too early Too late Too fast Too slow NO EXCUSES

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When in Doubt, Blame Science

December 12, 2018 Karen Galatz
When in Doubt, Blame Science

    Life is hard. When we do something wrong, we all fall back on excuses and blame others. “The dog ate my homework.” “My mother won’t let me go to the party.” “The Devil […]

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There’s no better time than NOW to start PROCRASTINATING!

March 22, 2016March 22, 2016 Tim Jones

Note from the staff at HumorOutcasts: This post was originally scheduled to run in September 2015, but Tim Jones did not get around to it. He was extremely busy attending to more pressing matters, by […]

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4 CommentsEveryday Life, Good Clean Fun, Lifestylechores, excuses, procrastination, relationships

One Angry Man – My Attempt to Ditch Jury Duty

December 20, 2011January 3, 2012 Kevin Woolery

After almost 20 years of dodging my civic duty, they finally found me. I’ve been summoned for jury duty during the second week of January, here in the Los Angeles County Superior Court. On the […]

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My Excuse

May 3, 2011May 4, 2011 Kathy Minicozzi

Writing something profound isn’t easy.  It’s hard to get started if you only have a vague idea and no deep thoughts about it.  So I did what I always do when I don’t know what […]

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